Thursday 24 May 2018

~Gbemei Ani dzin holo gbemei a kotokui amlin.~ (PEOPLE’S HANDS ARE IN PEOPLE'S POCKETS)



When you have someone in your pocket, does it mean you own them hook, line and sinker? Well, according to the English FA's tweet after the Tottenham Vrs Man Utd FA Cup semi final, Utd Defender Chris Smalling had Tottenham's Harry Kane in his pocket all day. This tweet, meant to be a joke did not break the 'laughometer" gauge in North London and suggested a certain bias from the hallowed halls of English football.
This term has brought much displeasure, pain and shame to the president and vice president of Ghana whose going rate for facilitating crony goodwill is allegedly $5m and $3m respectively. Kofi Nyantakyi's feline nine lives are really not up yet because he does not live in a dear friends house where cat meat is fair game when the hunters are always out to feast on pussy(sic) (Hunters know themselves). We only hope to live to see how this new Nyantakyi situation pans out because the last sting of 4 years ago (https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/world-cup/10919782/Football-match-fixing-Secret-footage-shows-Ghana-football-chief-agreeing-to-take-part-in-rigged-match.html) was ridden out with graceful aplomb, but that was before master Sebb Blatter' FIFA empire came crumbling down. We live to see how he rides this big Tsunami this time. My soda and popcorn is ready for what looks like a blockbuster movie of the moment until the next scandal rocks a party whose nine lives might still see them crawling over the line for a second term in office. But at this rate, one and a half years since taking over even the vanquished adversary is still going around wetting his lips gleefully and getting his fitness up by walking up and down the country with his band of sycophant foot soldiers/supporters who live in his pocket. At least, he will get some fitness in the process and shedding off some of the weight put on by their avaricious time at the then Flagstaff house. Who needs 3d glasses when one literally lives in this ongoing comedy called 'Ghanacracy, A road walked on pocketfulls of Dollars'.
We only live to see what comes of this second sting by Anas partnered by the BBC on "8 lives Nayantakyi' the Killmonger/Killer/ protagonist in the current ongoing movie since this time I suspect it's coming from a completely different place fuelled by the ongoing FIFA fallout as we prepare for another football fiesta we are not invited to this time.
At least we shall not be disgracing ourselves flying cash to Russia this time even though the Vice President’s alleged fee might just cover it. Interesting times we live in indeed because the breaking news is that Killmonger has gone and filed a court injunction on the broadcasting of the incriminating film for fear of compromising the investigation of his 'pocketful of Dollars saga’.
Well, my popcorn is getting cold, the ice has melted rendering my Sobolo watery. As I contemplate going for a refill hoping the movie will reach it's anticipated crescendo or go home and wait for the next mind blowing blockbuster of a blow job that will never reach it's peak, the thought of turning this write up into a blockbuster movie springs to mind and I'm offering it for a tidy sum. My only request is that I choose the sound track that should include Antonio Carlos Jobim’s classic ‘Agua de Beber’ ( https://youtu.be/qZx-Z3_n4t8) in the opening sequence, loads of video vixens wearing batty riders shaking their money makers and the usual clichéd imagery of our times. Hahahahahaha Hahahahahaha
To be continued...
#CYNICALOPTIMIST

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