THE SHITƆ LAB TEST- WU MAAME SHITƆ MP NIƐ

DAY ONE
23|01|13
Waakye was nice this morning, no adverse effects so far. Waiting to top it up with a cold fruit shake. That will stir the digestive situation to a very good session on the throne...
*N.B. This is a report of a scientific experiment. So if you do not have a stomach for the colourful / graphic language please stay away from this thread.


DAY ONE
23|01|13
19:35
After a second big helping with jollof for lunch, no adverse effects manifested in the Lab Rat. Lab rat fine and dandy, temperature normal, infact the afternoons dose has necessitated a longing for a mortuary cold CLUB BEER.

The monitoring will continue and you shall get tomorrow mornings updates.
Please Note: The salt content of the item being tested is a little on the high side and the manufacturer has to be warned abut the dangers of excessive consumption of salt for future reference.
Thanks
SHITƆ LAB TESTER
AMEN


DAY TWO
24|01|13
18:36
Missed lunch today due to a date I had at the rehearsal of the National Symphony Orchestra doing field recordings.(0hhh we are rather Porsche (sic) aren’t we?, Should have gone in my Tuxedo instead of my jeans and ever faithful and comfortable CROCS). I never thought I would enjoy it but sometimes one has to indulge in other artistic pursuits.

Fati's banku had finished by time I got back so might have to get some of ADUELEY'S fried fish to test it with kenkey tonight or over the weekend. I am STILL  ALIVE and not experiencing adverse effects. No need to say a prayer for me. Just one to SALACIA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salacia_%28mythology%29) the GODDESS OF SALT WATER to thank her for it's importance, but also to beg for it's unhealthier attributes (Please refer to earlier post). From my tests so far, this Shitɔ might be better as a condiment rather than a main sauce sauce for meals like Kenkey or Banku with fish. Gari might be a perfect fit for this Culnirary masterpiece due to it's excessive infusion of dried prawns. (Sonŋ Gbinŋ)
Thanks
SHITƆ LAB TESTER
AMEN

To be Continued...